Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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