I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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