Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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