Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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