i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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