i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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