dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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