My balls are so social today.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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