You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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