the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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