Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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