hell yes lets make some ravioli
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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