u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
