yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I will be naked everywhere
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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