toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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