FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
