You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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