Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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