thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
