Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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