if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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