Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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