New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Dear god my vagina.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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