Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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