So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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