Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I want to make a zoo with you.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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