Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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