My brain says no but my pants say off.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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