No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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