You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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