He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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