How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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