I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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