I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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