god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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