Sry I called you an 8
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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