dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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