So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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