Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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