If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I have aggressive nipples.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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