the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Come on in and take your pants off
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