I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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