508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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