i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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