they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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