Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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