hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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