my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
God, I missed his penis.
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