just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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