Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Did I show you my penis last night?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
