I've blown a few things in my day
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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