i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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