Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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