if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Do you still have your period?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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