Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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