okay pat passed out under dana's car
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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