We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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