i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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